Welcome to BehindTheTime’s Games and Movie Reviews. This is where we’ll be presenting our own reviews on games and movies, be they the newest releases, or those that we just happen to have played/watched recently. There will be two main contributors to the site: realninetails, who will primarily be bringing you his unique view on new games, and WolfSpy, who will be putting his excessive cinema going to good use.
Seeing as these reviews will be written in our own “unique” way, their style may not be to everyone’s liking, but hey, you can’t please everyone can you? For example, I firmly believe that people who forget to turn their phones off or to silent in cinemas, need a good slap around the head. As for those people who then go on to answer their phone and have a conversation during the movie … Well, there’s a special circle of hell reserved for people like them, where they get beaten for an eternity by oversized mobile phones while someone screams in their ears continuously. For the record, if that previous statement offended you for some reason, you probably won’t enjoy the reviews that much either, as there is a very good chance the reviews will be written in a similar style.
